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Zoom thedailywhat: Excommunication Communiqué of the Day: A coworker of Redditor futureishere received this letter from the controversial Pastor Burke Shade after deciding to leave the Carbondale, Illinois-based Cornerstone Reformed Church. “In obedience to his command, we are handing you over to Satan and his kingdom of darkness…” PROTIP: If you’re trying to convince someone to return to your church, try not to make the alternative sound so damn cool. [reddit.] 

thedailywhat:

Excommunication Communiqué of the Day: A coworker of Redditor futureishere received this letter from the controversial Pastor Burke Shade after deciding to leave the Carbondale, Illinois-based Cornerstone Reformed Church.

“In obedience to his command, we are handing you over to Satan and his kingdom of darkness…” PROTIP: If you’re trying to convince someone to return to your church, try not to make the alternative sound so damn cool.

[reddit.] 

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    See, this is why I don’t attend church. If this is the stuff I have to look forward to then I don’t want it.
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    Damn. Just imagine...if this person had, y’know: done something really bad. *trolololol*
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    LOL… I wanna go...Darkness…shit sounds fun.
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    Now if you’ll just sign here, here, and here, initial here, and put your thumbprint here we can file this with Jesus’...
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    cool story bro
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    “In obedience to his command, we are handing you over to Satan and his kingdom of darkness…” srsly?! a church can do...
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    Man.
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    This is fucking disgusting -_-
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    SHADE??? He is THROWING some SERIOUS...with that letter
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